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Funny things to do in hospital!

 

Chloe had some strange ideas about how to keep occupied during her stay in hospital. Unfortunately, she didn't get the opportunity to try all of them, as she never stayed in the ward for long! Here's the list she came up with, hope some of you find them constructive...

  • Fake blood to freak out the nurses.
  • Whoopee Cushions for the guest chairs.
  • Fake dog poo to be used in so many ways.
  • Press the nurse call button and time their responses. Award prizes at the end of the day!
  • Make labels for the IV bags: cola, lemonade, hot chocolate. Be creative.
  • Grim Reaper outfit to wear when wandering the hospital halls.
  • Superhero outfit to wear, when asked, say that you've gained superpowers through the radiation. Make a list of superpowers and every time someone asks, have different powers.
  • Make a list of really bizarre food allergies and make the Cafeteria staff really earn their keep.
  • Selective amnesia. Never remember your doctor's name, or keep calling him/her by a different name, all in one conversation.
  • White glove inspections everyday at 10 and 4, make a long list of infractions.
  • Demand that the night nurse kiss your stuffed animals good night every evening.
  • Have the nurses check the closets and under the bed for monsters.
  • Keep asking if anyone from the Royal Family has arrived to visit yet, be offended if they haven't.

Feel free to send us your ideas along with your name and age and if they pass the chuckle test we'll add them to the list!

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